I come in peace. My name is Robot Tita and I am a high-strung, slightly hysterical fem-bot who desires to add a lively blast of retro sci-fi flair to your mantle, bookshelf or nightstand. I have been handcrafted out of cardboard, bottlecaps and hardware, and want a loving home to nurture my pulsating antennae and unblinking, blood-red eyes. Snuggle with me!
the ad copy for this one is positively insulting.