{"id":8181,"date":"2018-06-09T14:06:25","date_gmt":"2018-06-09T14:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/colombiana\/"},"modified":"2018-12-08T18:02:48","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T01:02:48","slug":"colombiana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/colombiana\/","title":{"rendered":"Colombiana"},"content":{"rendered":"

anthonybourdain<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019d thought my unconditional love for Colombia was well established there. I\u2019d visited for speaking engagements. I\u2019d made a giddily enthusiastic episode of a previous series in Medellin and Cartagena. I\u2019d waxed poetically and often about how well I\u2019ve always been treated, how thrilling it is to see how far the country has come from its bad old days. I\u2019m a fan of its people, its music, its food and its disarmingly injured pride. But coming out of the remote jungle village of Milaflores, I made a mistake.<\/p>\n

I tweeted a photo of myself, standing under a shade tree, surrounded by young Colombian military recruits. My old friend and Top Chef colleague, Tom Colicchio tweeted right back: \u201c Too soon.\u201d \u2013 connecting the appearance of machine guns with the then recent Newtown massacre. I tweeted back that \u201cthis what it looks like in FARC country.\u201d Of course, I meant, \u201cterritory recently controlled by the FARC\u201d\u2014the very unpleasant Marxist guerilla group who\u2019d been terrorizing Colombia for decades with kidnappings assassinations\u2014and worse. They operate hand in glove with the cartels\u2014essentially shaking them down and providing them with protection\u2014in return for funds. And indeed, not too long before I arrived at the dirt airstrip, merchants in the small town are said to have accepted payment for basic goods and services with coca paste.<\/p>\n

Now, Miraflores is swarming with army and police. The FARC, by almost all accounts, have been beaten back significantly. The phrase \u201cFARC country\u201d was not, however, interpreted as intended\u2014as meaning an area, a neighborhood, a territory once under FARC control. Not in Colombia. Colombians were outraged. \u201cI do NOT live in FARC country\u201d and \u201chow come you glorify those bastards?\u201d were common responses. The twittersphere blew up with pissed off, deeply offended Colombians, reading second hand reports of what I was believed to have said. Many misidentified the young soldiers in the photo as being guerillas. Our fixers and drivers were very, very unhappy\u2014in the uncomfortable position of being closely associated with someone (me) who was (for the next couple of days, anyway) widely thought to be a FARC sympathizer. Things bled into the print media and it was a tough couple of days. It was a clumsy, ill worded and foolish thing for me to have done.<\/p>\n

Colombia is NOT, for the record, \u201ca FARC country\u201d. Far from it. As I should well have known, the struggle between the FARC, the cartels, and various right wing militias has been deeply felt by nearly every Colombian family. Opinions\u2014even perceived opinions\u2014can have consequences. Just about everybody you talk to\u2014even in a present day Colombia that is much, much safer and secure\u2014has lost someone to violence from one side or the other.<\/p>\n

Colombia\u2014more than anyone\u2014has paid a terrible price in lives for the world\u2019s seemingly bottomless appetite for cocaine\u2014and for the greed of a relative few. And if you ever wondered \u201chow come they don\u2019t get a handle on things down there\u201d, all you need do is look at the place. The country is huge. It is about 70% sparsely populated (and gorgeous) jungle, mountains and coastline opening up onto both the Caribbean and the Pacific. It is ideologically divided. And it has neighbor problems. Venezuela next door has been all too happy to provide safe haven and even covert military assistance to the FARC. Panama\u2019s Darien Gap offers some of the world\u2019s most impenetrable jungles. Colombia has been very successful in recent years in its war on cartel and FARC related violence. But the ludicrous futility of any fully successful \u201cwar on drugs\u201d is apparent with a single look out of a plane window. In spite of all its painful history, Colombia is emerging as what SHOULD be a vacation wonderland. Have I said yet how beautiful the place is? It\u2019s incredible. It\u2019s fun. And yes\u2014it\u2019s safe. Every day, more so. Cartagena has some of the most beautiful colonial architecture you\u2019re likely to find anywhere in Latin America. A great bar scene. Amazing food and architecture. Medellin is a modern, sophisticated, enormously enjoyable place to spend time\u2014as far from its image as a murder capital as you can imagine. And people are heartbreakingly welcoming and happy to see visitors who have come to their beautiful country for something other than to talk about narcos and violence. Cali is a party town to rival Miami. The beaches along the coasts are as unspoiled as your wildest fantasies. And yet many people still don\u2019t go.<\/p>\n

I would urge you to put aside the stereotypes. If you want to find bad people in Colombia, you can surely find them\u2014as you could in New York or Los Angeles. But nowhere have my crew and I been treated better or with more kindness and generosity. I\u2019d bring my family on vacation there in a heartbeat. And hope to soon. As I said before: Colombians are proud. Let them show you what they are proud of.<\/p>\n

That said, this week\u2019s Colombia episode of PARTS UNKNOWN<\/a> marks another great moment in Bourdainian stupidity. Faithful viewers of my previous program on that other, less good network, might remember my previous misadventure on an ATV. You\u2019d think I would have learned from that experience, a long barrel roll down a sand dune, wrapped around a few hundred pounds of metal and machinery. I was very, very lucky to have emerged from that experience with limbs and skull intact. That maybe I\u2019d be smart enough to realize that maybe off road vehicles were just not for me.
No.
In Colombia, I saddled up once again\u2014and as you\u2019ll see\u2014managed to fly off the seat, drive my head straight into the ground (helmet-less, of course), and (my producers insist) somehow succeed in running over my own head. Though I was \u201cout\u201d for a brief micro-second there\u2014I remember bounding to my feet, unwilling to be embarrassed by the glaringly obvious: I should have worn the helmet they offered. I should have driven more carefully. I probably shouldn\u2019t\u2014given my record\u2014been driving the damn thing at all. Comedy Gold.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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