{"id":7792,"date":"2018-09-20T22:54:16","date_gmt":"2018-09-21T04:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\/"},"modified":"2018-12-09T14:42:25","modified_gmt":"2018-12-09T21:42:25","slug":"what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/omgwtfdondake.tumblr.com\/post\/178274100271\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">omgwtfdondake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com\/post\/177404969727\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com\/post\/177402115902\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aejnn.tumblr.com\/post\/177055547865\/what-if-you-put-a-fucking-alexa-dot-in-a-furby-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">aejnn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"npf_chat\">what if you put a fucking alexa dot in a furby and ur like hey alexa play despacito and the furby opened its beak and despacito just started playing<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>you\u2019re a monster who doesn\u2019t deserve electronics<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>i\u2019m going to eat your fucking phone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/m6zNJNeO2zlvhQLIcA0UDWg\">@sketchingchaos<\/a> <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"https:\/\/tmblr.co\/mTipx2z0jM89WUiLSgzniqA\">@afe0729<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>omgwtfdondake: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: aejnn: what if you put a fucking alexa dot in a furby and ur like hey alexa play despacito and the furby opened its beak and despacito just started playing you\u2019re a monster who doesn\u2019t deserve electronics i\u2019m going to eat your fucking phone @sketchingchaos @afe0729<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[1537,2004,2056],"class_list":["post-7792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-critical-toys","tag-teaching-tumblr","tag-tumblr-exodus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-21G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52298,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792\/revisions\/52298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}