{"id":43602,"date":"2012-03-24T16:05:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T16:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/i-come-in-peace-my-name-is-robot-tita-and-i-am-a\/"},"modified":"2012-03-24T16:05:43","modified_gmt":"2012-03-24T16:05:43","slug":"i-come-in-peace-my-name-is-robot-tita-and-i-am-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/i-come-in-peace-my-name-is-robot-tita-and-i-am-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I come in peace. My name is Robot Tita and I am a high-strung, slightly hysterical fem-bot who desires to add a lively blast of retro sci-fi flair to your mantle, bookshelf or nightstand. I have been handcrafted out of cardboard, bottlecaps and hardware, and want a loving home to nurture my pulsating antennae and unblinking, blood-red eyes. Snuggle with me!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fab.com\/sale\/4354\/product\/93901\/\">Fab.com | Robot Tita Red<\/a><\/p>\n<p>the ad copy for this one is positively insulting.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I come in peace. My name is Robot Tita and I am a high-strung, slightly hysterical fem-bot who desires to add a lively blast of retro sci-fi flair to your mantle, bookshelf or nightstand. I have been handcrafted out of cardboard, bottlecaps and hardware, and want a loving home to nurture my pulsating antennae and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[1537],"class_list":["post-43602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","tag-critical-toys","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-blg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}