{"id":31302,"date":"2011-03-08T13:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/id-just-like-to-point-out-that-you-were-given\/"},"modified":"2011-03-08T13:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:00:07","slug":"id-just-like-to-point-out-that-you-were-given","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/id-just-like-to-point-out-that-you-were-given\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn&#8217;t come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn&#8217;t come either, because you don&#8217;t have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. &#8220;Shall not be mourned.&#8221; That&#8217;s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that&#8217;s funny, too."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/toomanypeacocks.tumblr.com\/post\/2761894049\/id-just-like-to-point-out-that-you-were-given-every\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">toomanypeacocks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/5\/56\/GLaDOS.jpg\/482px-GLaDOS.jpg\" width=\"482\" height=\"599\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HBIC<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>toomanypeacocks: HBIC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[1538],"class_list":["post-31302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humane-games"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-88S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}