{"id":27291,"date":"2014-06-08T15:55:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-08T15:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/raptorific-shakespeare-would-seriously-laugh-so\/"},"modified":"2014-06-08T15:55:49","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T15:55:49","slug":"raptorific-shakespeare-would-seriously-laugh-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/raptorific-shakespeare-would-seriously-laugh-so\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raptorific.tumblr.com\/post\/87664078516\/shakespeare-would-seriously-laugh-so-hard-if-he\">raptorific<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. \u201cIt\u2019s all dick jokes and sword fights,\u201d he\u2019d say, \u201cdo they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren\u2019t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers <strong><em>know<\/em><\/strong> they\u2019re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that\u2019s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. \u201cIt\u2019s all dick jokes and sword fights,\u201d he\u2019d say, \u201cdo they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-76b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}