{"id":14847,"date":"2014-12-08T21:50:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-08T21:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/when-i-pay-you-to-babysit-my-dog-i-expect-you-to\/"},"modified":"2014-12-08T21:50:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-08T21:50:27","slug":"when-i-pay-you-to-babysit-my-dog-i-expect-you-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/when-i-pay-you-to-babysit-my-dog-i-expect-you-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>When I pay you to babysit my dog I expect you to keep up his Instagram account. I didn\u2019t give you his password for nothing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>\n<p>white woman, in Boulder, on the phone, presumably to her negligent dog sitter<\/p>\n<p>submitted by Johan<\/p>\n<p>(via <a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stayoutofmynamastespace.com\/\">stayoutofmynamastespace<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I pay you to babysit my dog I expect you to keep up his Instagram account. I didn\u2019t give you his password for nothing. white woman, in Boulder, on the phone, presumably to her negligent dog sitter submitted by Johan (via stayoutofmynamastespace)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-words","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-3Rt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}