{"id":11629,"date":"2015-09-06T23:30:20","date_gmt":"2015-09-06T23:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/"},"modified":"2018-12-05T17:00:10","modified_gmt":"2018-12-06T00:00:10","slug":"rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11629 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11630\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o5_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11631\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o2_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11632\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o6_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11633\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o3_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11634\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o1_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/rhube-quasi-normalcy-startrekships\/attachment\/11635\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_mpsaf5p1GL1qf7ds7o4_250-100x100.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rhube.tumblr.com\/post\/128511971763\/quasi-normalcy-startrekships\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">rhube<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/quasi-normalcy.tumblr.com\/post\/128446232770\">quasi-normalcy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/startrekships.tumblr.com\/post\/128445808193\">startrekships<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/airyairyquitecontrary.tumblr.com\/post\/128430902317\">airyairyquitecontrary<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blue-author.tumblr.com\/post\/127388002505\">blue-author<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/unstoppablyplushjuggernaut.tumblr.com\/post\/57606236866\">unstoppablyplushjuggernaut<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve heard the theory that Kirk\u2019s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, have you seen this one? He says he fought Apollo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat, the old earth probe?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTry the old earth GOD!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHilarious! Classic Kirk! That\u2019s better than the time when he was transported to an evil dimenison.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The reason why in The Naked Now it was Riker who remembered that the previous polywater infection had happened is that he\u2019s the sort of person who would read The Hilarious Adventures of Captain Kirk for fun.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I especially like this idea because of the implication that all the other captains in Starfleet are reporting perfectly ordinary experiences like visiting a space station, dropping off supplies at a colony, bit of a stand-off with some Klingons in disputed space but got out of it unscathed &#8211; and then there\u2019s Kirk all, \u201csorry guys we\u2019ve been off course this week because my first officer seriously needed to get laid (LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY NECK STILL HURTS)\u201d and \u201clet me tell you about the Chicago Gangster planet\u201d and \u201cWHIPPED AND THROWN IN JAIL BY SPACE NAZIS.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I actually really like the above explanation<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cSo wait, they stole his first officer\u2019s <i>brain?\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Rereblogging because this headcanon MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rhube: quasi-normalcy: startrekships: airyairyquitecontrary: blue-author: unstoppablyplushjuggernaut: KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG I\u2019ve heard the theory that Kirk\u2019s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting. \u201cHey, have you seen this one? He says he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-words","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-31z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11636,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11629\/revisions\/11636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}