{"id":10441,"date":"2016-06-19T02:01:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-19T02:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/tanacetum-vulgare-the-nightless-vas-rayya\/"},"modified":"2018-12-05T16:38:59","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T23:38:59","slug":"tanacetum-vulgare-the-nightless-vas-rayya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/tanacetum-vulgare-the-nightless-vas-rayya\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-10441 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/tanacetum-vulgare-the-nightless-vas-rayya\/attachment\/10442\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_nobbl5WZrO1qzeo2zo1_640-100x100.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tanacetum-vulgare.tumblr.com\/post\/146123958788\/the-nightless-vas-rayya\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">tanacetum-vulgare<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-nightless.tumblr.com\/post\/146121209783\">the-nightless<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vas-rayya.tumblr.com\/post\/146117081223\">vas-rayya<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/yourphysicsiskarkatrocious.tumblr.com\/post\/118974328511\">yourphysicsiskarkatrocious<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hapabap.tumblr.com\/post\/118974105393\">hapabap<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nazerine.tumblr.com\/post\/118905395579\">nazerine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/plasmalogical.tumblr.com\/post\/118903018578\">plasmalogical<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/paxamericana.tumblr.com\/post\/118901366098\">paxamericana<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fusion.net\/story\/134163\/silicon-valleys-startup-castle-is-looking-for-roommates-and-the-requirements-are-completely-bonkers\/\">Silicon Valley\u2019s \u2018Startup Castle\u2019 is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No, no, guys, look closely.<\/p>\n<p>This house is looking for <b>extremely physically fit young men<\/b> (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week)<b> who are passive and docile <\/b>(no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all,<b><i> will not be missed if they disappear<\/i> <\/b>(very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills\/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)<\/p>\n<p>This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Y\u2019KNOW, THAT *WOULD* EXPLAIN A LOT\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m laughing so hard because their slogan is \u201cEducate. Liberate. Disrupt.\u201d and yet they are looking for wealthy neurotypical workaholics who don\u2019t engage in activism, like who are you disrupting then?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tag urselves i\u2019m drinks alcohol more than three drinks a week<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I can\u2019t even tag myself because I\u2019m 13\/15 of the items on this list<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tanacetum-vulgare: the-nightless: vas-rayya: yourphysicsiskarkatrocious: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley\u2019s \u2018Startup Castle\u2019 is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I\u2019ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-words","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6PWot-2Ip","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10443,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10441\/revisions\/10443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rafaelfajardo.com\/portfolio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}