good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.
Y’KNOW, THAT *WOULD* EXPLAIN A LOT…
I’m laughing so hard because their slogan is “Educate. Liberate. Disrupt.” and yet they are looking for wealthy neurotypical workaholics who don’t engage in activism, like who are you disrupting then?
Tag urselves i’m drinks alcohol more than three drinks a week
I can’t even tag myself because I’m 13/15 of the items on this list